Things I ought not to have seen...

People I have observed in the last week include...

-a 40 something year old lady (without the greatest body) at the grocery store wearing sweat shorts and a bikini top and nothing else. Your youth? I think you can look for that in aisle 5, while you're there, try picking up a full length mirror.

-an 80 something year old lady (same store, same day) parked her car right behind another car, but not in a spot, in the driving lane. Got out, looked down as though she was looking for the lines indicating she was in a spot, got back in the car and moved it to the other side of the parking lot. I saw her in the store later. She's tiny, I mean I TOWER over this woman. Anyway, she was trying to get something from the top shelf of the freezer so she just climbed inside it. Granny's spry.

-at the bank, a lady who had to have been in her late 60s, early 70s with a braid in her hair. I don't mean that it was a french braid, or even that all her hair was braided, there was a random ponytail in the right, center of her head and it was braided. WAY too much makeup, think clown like, and exposing more cleavage than I have, let alone would be displaying in public at any age.

-at the salon, a lady just a bit older than me with a short pixie cut and sandals wearing black leg warmers (my hairdresser thought they were gladiator sandals at first) she also had on a tie-dye shirt and had obviously had more than her share of Starbucks for the day. The 80s are dead, dude.

Good times in SoCal

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